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April 15 2012

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thebritishteapot:

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cl-productions:

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The Sherlock Fandom

the accuracy of this post is rather frightening 

We’re all mad here

yyyyyep pretty much

sobbing

The most accurate post in the fandom

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Hunger Games Pick up lines

  • What are the odds of you being in my favour?
  • Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
  • Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
  • Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
  • Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
  • Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
  • Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
  • If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
  • Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
  • Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
  • I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
  • Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.

April 14 2012

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thebritishteapot:

hecklock:

johnlockisreal:

cumberbuddy:

purpleshirt0fsex:

radiolocked:

privyet-motherland:

h3rring:

slytherintomychamberofsecrets:

oatmealjumper:

Nothing says home at 221b like suggestive handprints on the window! 

………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via iamilex: #OH #MY #GOD #pressed against the window appeals to both of them #for sherlock it’s the sensations #the different textures #the different temperatures #cool glass under his cheek #fingers slipping and sliding across the smooth surface #no friction and nothing to hold on to #but then there’s john behind him #warm john #soft john #john whose solid and weathered fingers are wrapped around him #the contrast is interesting #keeps his mind from wandering #but for john it’s the risk #they’re exposed #a whole world of wandering eyes on the street below them #one poorly - or perfectly - timed glance #and they’ll be seen #all secrets exposed #it adds an element of excitement #of danger #(plus there’s mycroft and his cameras) #(but they don’t think about that) #(not now)

THE THINGS THIS FANDOM NOTICES………………

John looked out of the window and sighed. ‘It’s cloudy out. I hope it doesn’t start raining, especially when I have a date tonight.”

“You don’t have a date tonight. You’re not leaving the flat.”

John stumbled against the window and turned to see Sherlock just inches away from him. As usual, he never respected personal space.

“Well you’re wrong there, Sherlock. I am heading out to go on my date, and you can’t stop me.”

John felt his heart thump rapidly when he saw Sherlock smirked at him suggestively. Before he could react, Sherlock trapped and pinned him down, hands pressed against the window.

He shivered slightly as his back pressed back on the chilly window, but he felt incredibly hot and flustered in front when Sherlock leaned closer by his ears. John could already feel the dangerous grin growing on Sherlock’s lips.

“Oh? You can’t be stopped? Are you challenging me, John? Because you know I will accept.”

Oh my god. 

THIS FANDOM WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

I SWEAR GUISE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.

Probably Sherlock likes opening windows as he likes opening doors

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timelordy-teganbreann:

#methinks the good army doctor doth protest too much

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cpcoulter:

drinkthatliquorstore:

jazmine-chibi:

queen-moriarty:

extremelyverynotgoodyeah:

#hey Sherlock, look at me, I’m rather good too #what about me Sherlock #what am I #Sherlock #love me

John and Dean need to start a club

the My Not-Boyfriend Thinks He’s Heterosexual Club

My Not-Boyfriend Thinks He’s Heterosexual Club

Merlin can join them.

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  • me: I fucking love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
  • another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
  • me: whoa whoa whoa slow down

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